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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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Timestamp: 1406075370

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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(via ive-never-feel-alive)

jaclcfrost:

do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad

(Source: jaclcfrost, via unadulteratedl0athing)

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

(Source: mainstreetmickey, via sapi-entia)

Timestamp: 1402842425

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

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stuartohbrien:

those people who always offer you some of their food

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classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via flower---bomb)

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

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if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via lesbitre)

diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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